I read this article before going to bed last night. My dreams were full of me staring at my dream-shoes, tying and retying the knots. Periodically the Oblivion “level up” noise would occur and I would get better at my Shoe Tying skill (primary sttribute: agility).
I guess I didn’t gain enough levels, because I tried the new knots this morning and didn’t even make it down the stairs before ol’ righty came untied. Video games have lied to me yet again.
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