Comments on: A Liquor Store Grows in Iselin http://tleaves.com/2008/07/22/joe-canals/ Creativity x Technology Sat, 17 Mar 2012 05:09:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Cynthia Closkey http://tleaves.com/2008/07/22/joe-canals/comment-page-1/#comment-4975 Cynthia Closkey Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:46:00 +0000 http://tleaves.com/2008/07/22/joe-canals/#comment-4975 I believe that you would have been able to maintain your legal status had you purchased any or all of those items and consumed them in New Jersey. In fact, if later this summer anyone would happen to spot me buying such treats at a New Jersey liquor store, it will only be because I'm on my way to vacation at the Jersey shore. I'll take care to consume every drop before crossing the border back into this fair Commonwealth. I believe that you would have been able to maintain your legal status had you purchased any or all of those items and consumed them in New Jersey.

In fact, if later this summer anyone would happen to spot me buying such treats at a New Jersey liquor store, it will only be because I’m on my way to vacation at the Jersey shore. I’ll take care to consume every drop before crossing the border back into this fair Commonwealth.

]]> By: Nat http://tleaves.com/2008/07/22/joe-canals/comment-page-1/#comment-4976 Nat Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:48:42 +0000 http://tleaves.com/2008/07/22/joe-canals/#comment-4976 And in turn, I totally do not appreciate the Maraschino you didn't buy for me. Had you bought it, I could have used it to make many delicious Aviations, but you are a fine upstanding law-abiding man, so you did not. And therefore, I will instead continue to go to PLCB stores, ask for it, and alternately be told "There's no such thing" or "We don't carry grenadine! Get that at Giant Eagle!". And in turn, I totally do not appreciate the Maraschino you didn’t buy for me. Had you bought it, I could have used it to make many delicious Aviations, but you are a fine upstanding law-abiding man, so you did not.

And therefore, I will instead continue to go to PLCB stores, ask for it, and alternately be told “There’s no such thing” or “We don’t carry grenadine! Get that at Giant Eagle!”.

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