Why Orlowski Hates Google
Even in an article ostensibly about Sun and Microsoft, Andrew Orlowski can't help throwing in some foaming-at-the-mouth about how Google is evil. Someone asked "Geez, what did Google ever do to Orlowski that he's such a nutbar where Google is concerned?" and this of course led to:
Top (Fictional) Reasons Orlowski Hates Google
His wife made out with Google CEO at wild party, who bragged to all of his friends. [peterb]
Google sold him oregano, claiming it was marijuana. [peterb]
Google cut in front of Orlowski in the lunch line, using "frontsies-backsies." [peterb]
Killed his dog [jch.z]
Gets 10x more hits for Google-bashing articles than for anything else he writes [jch.z]
Did not enjoy being beta-tester for "gWedgies" [jeffrey]
The other night in Counterstrike Google kept headshotting him, leading Orlowski to conclude that Google must be using a hacked client! [peterb]
Orlowski secretly has a crush on Google; pulls Google's pigtails and calls it nasty names so that no one guesses. [peterb]
Google keeps putting flaming bags of poop on doorstep, ringing bell, running away giggling [goob]
Sick of Google calling house, asking to speak to "Michael Hunt" [peterb]
"...And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you damn Google kids!" [peterb]
Finds orlowski.google.com creepy and intimidating [goob]
Bad memories of being an altarboy for Father O'Google [jeffrey]
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