April 20, 2005

Signs of the Food Apocalypse, Part 1

by peterb

A real conversation I had at the grocery store yesterday:

Me: "Hi. Do you have any heavy cream?"

Employee: "Heavy cream? What's that?"

And that was when I crumpled to the floor and wept like a jilted cheerleader. I know it was just one employee, but it's still depressing.

Posted by peterb at April 20, 2005 07:31 AM | Bookmark This
Comments

This wasn't at Dairymart, was it? I thought they were supposed to have heavy cream.

Posted by Julie at April 20, 2005 09:17 AM

See, this is one of the reasons I live in Upstate NY. Not only do people know what the varying degrees of cream are, but you can buy cream that only lists cream on the ingredients, and is not ultra pasteurized. And it's cheaper than the UHT crap

Posted by shelby davis at April 20, 2005 12:52 PM

Whew, I felt bad about not knowing myself until I did a quick google, turns out we call it something totally different in this part of the world (Australia).

Posted by Paul at April 20, 2005 06:10 PM

"Is this a green pepper?" is my all-time favourite.

Posted by Benoit at April 22, 2005 06:29 PM

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