May 17, 2005
Books in a Blender
by peterbTonight, we began playing with book titles, rewritten to include references to food. Or videogames. Or both. We very quickly settled in to a groove. Here are the results.
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93. The God of Small Things That Taste Like Chicken. [peterb]
92. The God of Stupid Console Savepoint Systems [psu]
91. Love in the Time of Super-sizing [peterb]
90. One Hundred Years of Solitaire [peterb]
89. The Moor's Large Fry [agroce]
88. Haroun and the Sea of Splinter Cell [magus]
87. If On a Winter's Night a Deep-Fryer [peterb]
86. The Decline of the Civilization [fpereira]
85. Perdido Street Savepoint [magus]
84. Waiting for the Barbarians to Cook my Chicken [agroce]
83. The City of Cod [fpereira]
82. Pilgrim's Pancakes [magus]
81. The Book of the Long Island Iced Tea [agroce]
80. The Two Tacos [magus]
79. You Shall Know Our Cholesterol [peterb]
78. A Tale of Two Fritters [agroce]
77. Goodbye To All Fat [peterb]
76. To Saute A Mockingbird [magus]
75. For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls [magus]
74. A Clockwork Orange Julius [magus]
73. The Malted Falcon [magus]
72. Julia Childs and the Goblet of Wine [peterb]
71. Atlas Lunched [magus]
70. Imperial Chicken Earth [baird]
69. The Island of the Meal Before [peterb]
68. Slaughterhouse Fries [magus]
67. Name of the Rose Tea Cafe [peterb]
66. A Passage to India Garden [magus]
65. The Unbearable Lightness of Souffle [sdavis]
64. As I Lay Frying [magus]
63. The Remains of the Snack [peterb]
62. To Serve Man [agroce]
61. Love in the Time of the Coleslaw [fpereira]
60. Finnegan's Clambake [magus]
59. Pride and Bread and Juice. [baird]
58. The Postman Always Brings Rice [magus]
57. Lord of the Fries [fpereira]
56. The Buns of August [magus]
55. Remembrance of Wings Past [fpereira]
54. In My Father's Torte [fpereira]
53. Do Androids Dream of Eclectic Sweets? [sdavis]
52. Romaine and Julian Fries. [baird]
51. Oryx and Cake [magus]
50. Jerky Park [fpereira]
49. For Whom The Boule Tolls [sdavis]
48. The Archipelago of Goulash [fpereira]
47. Mansfield Pork [agroce]
46. The Mixer and Margarita [fpereira]
45. Sandwich Personae [magus]
44. Six Easy Peaches [magus]
43. Tao Te Chicken [sdavis]
42. Zen and the Art of Bakery [peterb]
41. The Elements of Stirfry [magus]
40. Twelve Hungry Men [sdavis]
39. Fast Food Nation [tmwong]
38. The Story of the O [tmwong]
37. The Da Vinci Coke [magus]
36. The Fridge [fpereira]
35. The Da Vinci Cod [fpereira]
34. Live and Let Fry [peterb]
33. From Russia With Borscht [peterb]
32. License to Grill. [tmwong]
31. Life of Pie [magus]
30. The Pizzan Cantos [agroce]
29. In Search of Ancient Anchovies. [baird]
28. The Reuben on the Rye [magus]
27. R Is For Ratatouille [magus]
26. A Candycane for Leibowitz [magus]
25. The Latke of Heaven [magus]
24. More Than Hunan. [baird]
23. Free Liver Free [agroce]
22. They Eat Horses, Don't They? [peterb]
21. The Adventures of Sharkleberry Fin [magus]
20. Starship Tapas [magus]
19. Planet of the Grapes [jch]
18. The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Sous-Chef [magus]
17. Rendezvous with Ramen [agroce]
16. The Bostonian Creams. [baird]
15. The Book of the New Dumpling House [magus]
14. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad "Chicago-Style" Pizza [peterb]
13. Green Eggs and Ham on Rye [magus]
12. Alice in Wonderbread. [baird]
11. The Bread Zone [magus]
10. Harry Potter and the Half-Caf Latte [magus]
9. The Lunchback of PF Changs. [baird]
8. The Sandwich of Monte Cristo [peterb]
7. The Three Musketeers Bar [peterb]
6. The English Pot Roast [magus]
5. The Polar Espresso [magus]
4. Oliver Twist Bread. [baird]
3. Cryptoyumicon [peterb]
2. Burgers of Infinity [magus]
1. A Civil Canape [magus]
This is hard to resist:
Shadow of the Torta
A Gizard of Earthsea
Picklelas Pickleby
Gravity's Rainbow Sherbet
Fight Club Sandwich
Gormenghastromic
The Magic Mountain Oysters
Lonesome Dove Bisteeya
The Firm Custard
A Clash of King Cakes
The Return of The King Crab
Middlemunch
Go Down Molasses
A Confederacy of Lunches
The Bun Also Rises
Look Homeward Angelhair
To The Chophouse
The Phenomenology of Spirits
A Sprinkle of Thyme
The Way We Eat Now
Sometimes a Great Noshin'
And more and more...somebody stop me.
"A Brief History Of Thyme"
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