Signs of the Food Apocalypse, Part 1Apr 20, 2005 · peterb · 1 minute read
Food and Drink
A real conversation I had at the grocery store yesterday:
Me: “Hi. Do you have any heavy cream?”
Employee: “Heavy cream? What’s that?”
And that was when I crumpled to the floor and wept like a jilted cheerleader. I know it was just one employee, but it’s still depressing.