GTA BoreApr 30, 2008 · peterb · 2 minute read
Here’s how it works:
1. Previews of GTA IV appear in every magazine and weblog on the internet. Afraid of being attacked by mobs bearing torches and pitchforks, they universally give it 10⁄10, 5 stars, whatever the rating is that means “Jesus has returned to earth in the form of a videogame.” 2. Everyone buys GTA IV, including all of your 12 year old cousins. 3. Eventually, you give in to the hype and buy it too. 4. At this point, you realize that the “innovative” gameplay all of the reviewers in Step 1 talked about is, in fact, nothing more than the exact same gameplay from the past 5 games, only now with more pixels. 5. After about a week, you put the game down and never play it again.
Lather, rinse, and repeat with whatever other hit titles our corporate masters want to sell you in a given month.
I suppose people are probably expecting me to tear into the ethics behind GTA IV. I’ve certainly done the same with respect to other games. This time, I won’t bother for a few reasons. First, I haven’t played the game, and have no intention of playing the game. Second, and more importantly other people are making the argument for me, which I take to be a very healthy sign.
The more interesting question, to me, is: should I pick up Mario Kart for the Wii?