How Captain America: Civil War Started
Mar 10, 2016 · peterb · 1 minute readCulture
The Tea Leaves slack channel presents: How the civil war in Captain America: Civil War began.
- Sizzling repressed homoerotic tension finally boils over (peterb)
- Cap irons and folds his clean underwear. (uurf)
- Like ten, with Bucky (snefster)
- Cap sick of Tony’s nicknames (arixey)
- Wanda accidentally causes the whole thing with a spell and then looks straight at the camera and delivers Erkel catch phrase. (uurf)
- Fighting over who gets the Avengers' complimentary ticket to see ‘Hamilton’ (peterb)
- Tony and Steve each jealous of Bruce’s attention of the other. (uurf)
- Cap says “You know in my day” one time too many. (uurf)
- Tragic lack of Reed Richards to serve as level headed voice of reason. (snefster)
- Some dispute over merchandising rights. (arixey)
- Trying to impress Black Widow. (arixey)
- Need to generate artificial conflict to sell more comic books and movies (psu)
- Tony doesn’t see what the problem is with Zack Snyder movies, really. (tilt)
- The Game Grid demands tribute. (tilt)