Books in a Blender

Tonight, we began playing with book titles, rewritten to include references to food. Or videogames. Or both. We very quickly settled in to a groove. Here are the results.

93. The God of Small Things That Taste Like Chicken. [peterb]

92. The God of Stupid Console Savepoint Systems [psu]

91. Love in the Time of Super-sizing [peterb]

90. One Hundred Years of Solitaire [peterb]

89. The Moor’s Large Fry [agroce]

88. Haroun and the Sea of Splinter Cell [magus]

87. If On a Winter’s Night a Deep-Fryer [peterb]

86. The Decline of the Civilization [fpereira]

85. Perdido Street Savepoint [magus]

84. Waiting for the Barbarians to Cook my Chicken [agroce]

83. The City of Cod [fpereira]

82. Pilgrim’s Pancakes [magus]

81. The Book of the Long Island Iced Tea [agroce]

80. The Two Tacos [magus]

79. You Shall Know Our Cholesterol [peterb]

78. A Tale of Two Fritters [agroce]

77. Goodbye To All Fat [peterb]

76. To Saute A Mockingbird [magus]

75. For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls [magus]

74. A Clockwork Orange Julius [magus]

73. The Malted Falcon [magus]

72. Julia Childs and the Goblet of Wine [peterb]

71. Atlas Lunched [magus]

70. Imperial Chicken Earth [baird]

69. The Island of the Meal Before [peterb]

68. Slaughterhouse Fries [magus]

67. Name of the Rose Tea Cafe [peterb]

66. A Passage to India Garden [magus]

65. The Unbearable Lightness of Souffle [sdavis]

64. As I Lay Frying [magus]

63. The Remains of the Snack [peterb]

62. To Serve Man [agroce]

61. Love in the Time of the Coleslaw [fpereira]

60. Finnegan’s Clambake [magus]

59. Pride and Bread and Juice. [baird]

58. The Postman Always Brings Rice [magus]

57. Lord of the Fries [fpereira]

56. The Buns of August [magus]

55. Remembrance of Wings Past [fpereira]

54. In My Father’s Torte [fpereira]

53. Do Androids Dream of Eclectic Sweets? [sdavis]

52. Romaine and Julian Fries. [baird]

51. Oryx and Cake [magus]

50. Jerky Park [fpereira]

49. For Whom The Boule Tolls [sdavis]

48. The Archipelago of Goulash [fpereira]

47. Mansfield Pork [agroce]

46. The Mixer and Margarita [fpereira]

45. Sandwich Personae [magus]

44. Six Easy Peaches [magus]

43. Tao Te Chicken [sdavis]

42. Zen and the Art of Bakery [peterb]

41. The Elements of Stirfry [magus]

40. Twelve Hungry Men [sdavis]

39. Fast Food Nation [tmwong]

38. The Story of the O [tmwong]

37. The Da Vinci Coke [magus]

36. The Fridge [fpereira]

35. The Da Vinci Cod [fpereira]

34. Live and Let Fry [peterb]

33. From Russia With Borscht [peterb]

32. License to Grill. [tmwong]

31. Life of Pie [magus]

30. The Pizzan Cantos [agroce]

29. In Search of Ancient Anchovies. [baird]

28. The Reuben on the Rye [magus]

27. R Is For Ratatouille [magus]

26. A Candycane for Leibowitz [magus]

25. The Latke of Heaven [magus]

24. More Than Hunan. [baird]

23. Free Liver Free [agroce]

22. They Eat Horses, Don’t They? [peterb]

21. The Adventures of Sharkleberry Fin [magus]

20. Starship Tapas [magus]

19. Planet of the Grapes [jch]

18. The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Sous-Chef [magus]

17. Rendezvous with Ramen [agroce]

16. The Bostonian Creams. [baird]

15. The Book of the New Dumpling House [magus]

14. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad “Chicago-Style” Pizza [peterb]

13. Green Eggs and Ham on Rye [magus]

12. Alice in Wonderbread. [baird]

11. The Bread Zone [magus]

10. Harry Potter and the Half-Caf Latte [magus]

9. The Lunchback of PF Changs. [baird]

8. The Sandwich of Monte Cristo [peterb]

7. The Three Musketeers Bar [peterb]

6. The English Pot Roast [magus]

5. The Polar Espresso [magus]

4. Oliver Twist Bread. [baird]

3. Cryptoyumicon [peterb]

2. Burgers of Infinity [magus]

1. A Civil Canape [magus]