And Now the News

In a special report, here is a summary of the breaking news over the past few days:

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Can someone please explain to me why every few years the “news” people engage in this collective mutual masturbatory spoogefest over the opinions of a couple of hundred thousand people in the middle of nowhere?

We now return to our regularly scheduled weblog.