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Books in a Blender

by peterb

Tonight, we began playing with book titles, rewritten to include references to food. Or videogames. Or both. We very quickly settled in to a groove. Here are the results.


    93. The God of Small Things That Taste Like Chicken. [peterb]


    92. The God of Stupid Console Savepoint Systems [psu]


    91. Love in the Time of Super-sizing [peterb]


    90. One Hundred Years of Solitaire [peterb]


    89. The Moor’s Large Fry [agroce]


    88. Haroun and the Sea of Splinter Cell [magus]


    87. If On a Winter’s Night a Deep-Fryer [peterb]


    86. The Decline of the Civilization [fpereira]


    85. Perdido Street Savepoint [magus]


    84. Waiting for the Barbarians to Cook my Chicken [agroce]


    83. The City of Cod [fpereira]


    82. Pilgrim’s Pancakes [magus]


    81. The Book of the Long Island Iced Tea [agroce]


    80. The Two Tacos [magus]


    79. You Shall Know Our Cholesterol [peterb]


    78. A Tale of Two Fritters [agroce]


    77. Goodbye To All Fat [peterb]


    76. To Saute A Mockingbird [magus]


    75. For Whom the Taco Bell Tolls [magus]


    74. A Clockwork Orange Julius [magus]


    73. The Malted Falcon [magus]


    72. Julia Childs and the Goblet of Wine [peterb]


    71. Atlas Lunched [magus]


    70. Imperial Chicken Earth [baird]


    69. The Island of the Meal Before [peterb]


    68. Slaughterhouse Fries [magus]


    67. Name of the Rose Tea Cafe [peterb]


    66. A Passage to India Garden [magus]


    65. The Unbearable Lightness of Souffle
    [sdavis]


    64. As I Lay Frying [magus]


    63. The Remains of the Snack [peterb]


    62. To Serve Man [agroce]


    61. Love in the Time of the Coleslaw [fpereira]


    60. Finnegan’s Clambake [magus]


    59. Pride and Bread and Juice. [baird]


    58. The Postman Always Brings Rice [magus]


    57. Lord of the Fries [fpereira]


    56. The Buns of August [magus]


    55. Remembrance of Wings Past [fpereira]


    54. In My Father’s Torte [fpereira]


    53. Do Androids Dream of Eclectic Sweets?
    [sdavis]


    52. Romaine and Julian Fries. [baird]


    51. Oryx and Cake [magus]


    50. Jerky Park [fpereira]


    49. For Whom The Boule Tolls
    [sdavis]


    48. The Archipelago of Goulash [fpereira]


    47. Mansfield Pork [agroce]


    46. The Mixer and Margarita [fpereira]


    45. Sandwich Personae [magus]


    44. Six Easy Peaches [magus]


    43. Tao Te Chicken
    [sdavis]


    42. Zen and the Art of Bakery [peterb]


    41. The Elements of Stirfry [magus]


    40. Twelve Hungry Men
    [sdavis]


    39. Fast Food Nation [tmwong]


    38. The Story of the O [tmwong]


    37. The Da Vinci Coke [magus]


    36. The Fridge [fpereira]


    35. The Da Vinci Cod [fpereira]


    34. Live and Let Fry [peterb]


    33. From Russia With Borscht [peterb]


    32. License to Grill. [tmwong]


    31. Life of Pie [magus]


    30. The Pizzan Cantos [agroce]


    29. In Search of Ancient Anchovies. [baird]


    28. The Reuben on the Rye [magus]


    27. R Is For Ratatouille [magus]


    26. A Candycane for Leibowitz [magus]


    25. The Latke of Heaven [magus]


    24. More Than Hunan. [baird]


    23. Free Liver Free [agroce]


    22. They Eat Horses, Don’t They? [peterb]


    21. The Adventures of Sharkleberry Fin [magus]


    20. Starship Tapas [magus]


    19. Planet of the Grapes [jch]


    18. The First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Sous-Chef [magus]


    17. Rendezvous with Ramen [agroce]


    16. The Bostonian Creams. [baird]


    15. The Book of the New Dumpling House [magus]


    14. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad “Chicago-Style”
    Pizza [peterb]


    13. Green Eggs and Ham on Rye [magus]


    12. Alice in Wonderbread. [baird]


    11. The Bread Zone [magus]


    10. Harry Potter and the Half-Caf Latte [magus]


    9. The Lunchback of PF Changs. [baird]


    8. The Sandwich of Monte Cristo [peterb]


    7. The Three Musketeers Bar [peterb]


    6. The English Pot Roast [magus]


    5. The Polar Espresso [magus]


    4. Oliver Twist Bread. [baird]


    3. Cryptoyumicon [peterb]


    2. Burgers of Infinity [magus]


    1. A Civil Canape [magus]


2 Responses

  1. Xiane says on May 17th, 2005 at 1:36 am:

    This is hard to resist:

    Shadow of the Torta
    A Gizard of Earthsea
    Picklelas Pickleby
    Gravity’s Rainbow Sherbet
    Fight Club Sandwich
    Gormenghastromic
    The Magic Mountain Oysters
    Lonesome Dove Bisteeya
    The Firm Custard
    A Clash of King Cakes
    The Return of The King Crab
    Middlemunch
    Go Down Molasses
    A Confederacy of Lunches
    The Bun Also Rises
    Look Homeward Angelhair
    To The Chophouse
    The Phenomenology of Spirits
    A Sprinkle of Thyme
    The Way We Eat Now
    Sometimes a Great Noshin’

    And more and more…somebody stop me.

  2. darmis says on May 19th, 2005 at 7:32 am:

    “A Brief History Of Thyme”

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