What kind of twisted hellberries are you buying?!? Real blueberries won’t be in season for months. If you’re buying the the swollen, tasteless offerings from California or Florida, be advised that those are the Shemp of blueberries. Say the word and I will fedex you honest-to-dog blueberries from Maine or Quebec once the season truly starts.
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What kind of twisted hellberries are you buying?!? Real blueberries won’t be in season for months. If you’re buying the the swollen, tasteless offerings from California or Florida, be advised that those are the Shemp of blueberries. Say the word and I will fedex you honest-to-dog blueberries from Maine or Quebec once the season truly starts.
please to send me maine blueberries.
On the one hand, you’re absolutely right. On the other hand, all I’ve had all winter is frozen blueberries, and I’m dying.