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Distinguished Peters

by psu and peterb

Recently we have become aware that some readers of the blog have difficulty telling the two Petes, peterb and psu, apart. Here’s a handy reference guide for when you have trouble.

peterb: Wannabe Italian poseur.
psu: Wannabe French poseur.

peterb: Pokes fun at himself.
psu: Pokes fun at peterb.

psu: Buys too many videogames and then doesn’t play them.
peterb: Buys too many videogames, installs them, and then doesn’t play them.

psu: Thinks Cory Doctorow is an insufferable prick.
peterb: Thinks Xeni Jardin is an insufferable prick.

psu: Prefers to buy and not actually play Japanese RPGs.
peterb: Prefers to buy and not actually play Western RPGs.

psu: Enjoys the Tour de France, thinks F1 is stupid after the first five minutes.
peterb: Enjoys F1, thinks the Tour de France is stupid until the last five minutes.

peterb: Can’t subscibe to NetFlix because he’s too cheap.
psu: Subscribes to NetFlix, but never watches any of the movies.

peterb: Dislikes exercise and the outdoors.
psu: Dislikes exercise and the outdoors, but feels guilty about it.

psu: Thinks peterb’s Canon DSLR has lower noise and better JPEGs than his Nikon
peterb: Thinks psu’s Nikon DSLR doesn’t sound gay like his Canon.

peterb: Likes Chinese food because he is Jewish.
psu: Likes Chinese food because he is Chinese.

Posted by psu and peterb at Thursday, July 13th, 2006 6:45 pm

11 Responses

  1. Julie says on July 14th, 2006 at 9:05 am:

    That’s an awesome list, but it would’ve helped if you’d kept yourselves in the same order all the way down. Now I’m going to think psu is a wannabe French poseur who prefers Western RPGs.

  2. Laura says on July 14th, 2006 at 10:30 am:

    I’m with Julie. Stop flipping Peters. GAH.

  3. Tom Ault says on July 14th, 2006 at 12:51 pm:

    peterb: Thinks Peter Molyneaux is a pretentious wanker
    psu: Thinks Peter Molyneaux wanks pretentiously

  4. Alex Groce says on July 14th, 2006 at 1:01 pm:

    psu: Has to code in Objective C
    peterb: Oh, wait, they’re both in Hell

  5. psu says on July 14th, 2006 at 1:06 pm:

    Some of the entries just don’t read right unless the order flips.

    Also, I don’t really know who Peter Molyneaux is, and have never played any of his games.

  6. Doug says on July 14th, 2006 at 2:02 pm:

    Oops, I guess psu sounded like a japanese anime girl’s nickname rather than initials. I guess the mental voice when I read _his_ posts will have to change.

  7. peterb says on July 14th, 2006 at 3:02 pm:

    Doug,

    You should see him in his Sailor Moon outfit.

    -peterb

  8. Laura says on July 14th, 2006 at 4:55 pm:

    You should see him in his Sailor Moon outfit.

    I am never going to get that image out of my brain.

  9. psu says on July 14th, 2006 at 5:14 pm:

    “Hmmm, I wonder what Sailor Moon is…”… type type type. GAAAHHRRRGH. Splat.

  10. Adam Rixey says on July 14th, 2006 at 10:57 pm:

    I directly blame both Peters for making me buy a Nintendo DS with Animal Crossing and Mario & Luigi rpg this afternoon.

  11. pootie-tang says on July 15th, 2006 at 10:21 pm:

    Ok, stop being such wankers.

    Now tell me where the heck in Pittsburgh can I find some good dim sum? I don’t want to drive to DC for this.

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