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And Now the News

by psu

In a special report, here is a summary of the breaking news over the past few days:

Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Obama Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Edwards Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Money Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Clinton Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Huckabee Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Romney Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa

Can someone please explain to me why every few years the “news” people engage in this collective mutual masturbatory spoogefest over the opinions of a couple of hundred thousand people in the middle of nowhere?

We now return to our regularly scheduled weblog.

6 Responses

  1. peterb says on January 4th, 2008 at 6:19 pm:

    I have no point here, I just like saying “Eric the Huck-a-bee.”

  2. Stewart M. Clamen says on January 4th, 2008 at 6:20 pm:

    But what about Wyoming?

  3. Chris says on January 4th, 2008 at 7:50 pm:

    It’s such a shame you don’t enjoy the Iowa caucuses - it really is lots of fun! I watched an absurd amount of coverage on it last night with primal glee.

    Our elections in the UK have nothing so brilliantly arcane. Like US sports, US politics is just the ultimate in media hype - fantastic. ;)

    Have fun!

  4. chrystin says on January 4th, 2008 at 10:25 pm:

    huh. not quite what i’ve gotten from the news the last few days, though i haven’t been paying terribly close attention. i’d add “kenya” and “pakistan” in there at least once each.

  5. geekling says on January 5th, 2008 at 3:24 am:

    badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger badger…

  6. Tony E. says on January 5th, 2008 at 9:54 am:

    You left out Ron Paul because you hate the Constitution, didn’t you?

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