Archive for August, 2009

Earthbound

August 31st, 2009 by peterb

I’ve always liked Earthbound, a Japanese RPG game for the Super Nintendo system.

Earthbound

Earthbound

I like the Charlie Brown art style. I like the writing, which is surreal and matter-of-fact at the same time. I like the patterned, elaborate backgrounds during combat that give the game a feeling of dynamism even though there’s hardly any animation at all. I like the lectures your father gives you in-game when you’ve been playing for too long. I like that major plot points and interludes are generally introduced when your character decides to have a nice soothing cup of tea. I like the color palette of the game, and that the 8-bit synthesized music can fairly be described as ‘lyrical’. I like that you can buy a teddy bear to soak up damage for you. I like that if you get lost in a maze, you can use an “exit mouse” to find your way out; the exit mouse is a mouse with a big arrow on its head. The exit mouse sort of looks like Woodstock.

Earthbound

Earthbound

I like that the Mr. Saturn spacemen in the game talk in a different font. I like that one of the status ailments your main character can get is becoming homesick. I like that it’s almost impossible to get lost. I like that as you progress through the game, they make it easier to go back to earlier places to find things that you forgot. I like that save points are just telephones. I like that the game, while it has violence, is not meanspirited. I like that when you fight animals, instead of being killed, they become tame. I like that when you become sufficiently strong, enemies start running away from you, so you don’t engage in so much pointless combat. I like that the item which revives fallen allies in combat is called a “Cup of Lifenoodles.”

Yep. I like Earthbound.

To Sell, and to Shop

August 27th, 2009 by psu

The natural cycle of things has been working its way through my life. Back in the day I was an enthusiastic shooter of black and white film and printer of black and white prints. I even had someone rebuild a bathroom in our house to use as a small darkroom where I cranked out what I think were credible prints of reasonably interesting pictures. Of course, I can’t show them to you unless you come over to my house, so you will never know. You’ll have to take my word for it.

Well, that was then, this is now.
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The Battle of Tingi

August 24th, 2009 by peterb

I don’t often write so-called “After Action Reports”. There are people who are big fans of this, who write in the voice of their characters, making long, multi-part sagas outlining the rise and fall of their empires. It’s just not my thing.

Today, however, I’m making it my thing, because I had a battle in a session of Rome: Total War last night that was so satisfying that it perfectly encapsulates what I like about the game. (more…)

The Camera You Need

August 21st, 2009 by psu

If you hang around the Interweb forums related to photography long enough, you come to notice that the two most common questions are always first “what should I buy?” and second something like “what bag should I put it in?” or “I am going on a trip, what should I bring?” When you think about it, all of these questions stem from the same basic source of insecurity on the part of the photographer. What these questions really say is “I don’t know what I want to do with the camera, please help.”

I’m here to help.
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Total War

August 19th, 2009 by peterb

In the comments on my recent rant about overly complex strategy games, regular Tea Leaves reader Andy P sung the praises of the Total War series. It was a very short song, but very spirited.

I’d heard of Total War but never really paid attention to the details. So, I decided to check them out. (more…)

Dinner in Half, Well Really About an Hour

August 18th, 2009 by psu

Today’s recipe takes a bit longer because there is more prep, but once you get through that you can play two full games of Madden while you wait for it to simmer. We’re making a pork stew with chili peppers and lime. This is based on a recipe that Karen found that is completely wrong, so I rewrote it. The last time I did this it turned out I had lamb instead of pork, and that’s not really the biggest change I made to the recipe. Then I forgot what I did. So now I’m writing it down.
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You Can't Go Back

August 17th, 2009 by psu

A couple of months ago Kodak announced that they would stop manufacturing Kodachrome slide film. given that this is a product that has been continually available for longer than most current photographers have been alive, you would think that this was a pretty big deal. But no. The end result of the digital vs. film battle was so predetermined that even that bastion of irrational nostalgia: the Leica Users Group mailing list barely made a peep about it. The truth is that Kodachrome died in the 1980s when Fuji introduced Velvia.
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The Madden Cycle

August 14th, 2009 by psu

It’s August again, which in gaming terms means that the new Madden is out. My relationship with Madden is pretty simple. Every year the new one comes out. Every year I decide which one or sometimes two platforms to buy the game on. I buy the game and I play my Patriots for a few seasons of franchise until I figure out where all the money plays are. I win a couple of Super Bowls and I put the game away until next year.

I’ve noticed though, that for others the situation is more complicated.
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Bookworm Adventures 2

August 13th, 2009 by peterb

He’s a bookworm who loves to spell. She’s a fictional bird who tells stories to children. Together, they fight crime!

That’s the premise of Bookworm Adventures Volume 2, Popcap’s recent release which is, not to put too fine a point on it, almost exactly like the original Bookworm Adventures. This is not a criticism. This is a compliment. (more…)

Checkmated

August 11th, 2009 by peterb

Recently, my friend Nat issued a plaintive cry for help regarding his strategy game problem: he thinks he likes them, but whenever he plays them he finds them too hard to actually enjoy.

I have this problem, too. Unlike Nat, though, I don’t really blame myself (at least, not in toto). I blame the games. (more…)