It’s been a busy time so our collective brain hasn’t had a lot of room to generate content for the site. But, we have been playing a few new games recently, so, here are some short impressions, in the by now very clichéd Haiku style.
Final Fantasy X
Big hair, bigger sword
Walk from cut scene to cut scene
They never shut up
Call of Duty 2
Soldiers scream and shoot
Head throbs, eyes do not see the
head shot from nowhere.
MLB 06: The Show
The pitching meter
moves back and forth, up and down
But how does it work?
Commandos 2
Sneak behind Nazi
Arterial spray gushes
a warm summer rain
Oblivion: peterb
The thrill of combat
Oops, I leveled up too soon
Reload my last save
Oblivion: psu
It’s a big wide world
Things to do, people to see
Their faces haunt me
A Fool And His Money
True believers know
Cliff’s release dates are cruel jokes
Shut up and write code.
Shadow Hearts 2
Hooray! A new dress
For my creepy little doll
Now I must shower.
Nethack
I don’t keep the dog
That’s why in twenty five years
I have never won.
Guitar Hero
Hard and fast solos
Hands throbbing, no star power
It’s Cowboys from Hell.
Beatiful haiku
Longer for the middle part
shorter either side
A magic whistle
Faithful pet comes to your side
Life is still fleeting