Foods That Sound Like Sexual Positions

On November 28, 2006, in Food and Drink, by peterb

Wikipedia may have a longer list, but here at Tea Leaves we know that size doesn’t matter. Much.

20. The Salty Lassi (peterb)

19. The Slab Apricot (peterb)

18. Toad in the Hole (jch)

17. Chicken Tikka (rajesh)

16. Bubble and Squeak (jch)

15. Cherry Tart (peterb)

14. Dublin coddle (rlink)

13. Black and Tan (peterb)

12. Apple Turnover (rlink)

11. Pumpkin. (baird)

10. Hot mustard pretzel (mwm)

9. Pigs in a blanket (mwm)

8. Hand Roll (peterb)

7. Over hard / Over easy (rlink)

6. Forcemeat (rlink)

5. Head cheese (mwm)

4. Jelly Roll (peterb)

3. Hot Toddy (rlink)

2. Banana Split Brownie Pizza (mwm)

1. Bangers and Mash (rlink)

 

4 Responses to “Foods That Sound Like Sexual Positions”

  1. Will C says:

    Here are a couple of more, if any more is desirable:

    Extra Virgin Oil

    Creme Anglaise

    Jerk Sauce

    Turducken

    Hot Pot

    Animal Style Burger (from In and Out, naturally)

    Hot Cross Buns

  2. Christina says:

    Anything from the “Dirty O” ought to qualify on principle.

  3. Adam Rixey says:

    Baked Alaska

    Shit on a Shingle

    Moons Over My Hammy (along with most of the Denny’s menu)

    Shedd’s Country Crock Spreadable Butter

  4. peterb says:

    “Shit on a Shingle”? What kind of sex lives do you people have?