What time is it?
Coffee Time is a Toronto coffee and donuts chain, roughly equivalent to what Dunkin’ Donuts used to be in the US, before they made the conscious corporate decision to make all their donuts suck. They also have the best brewed coffee of any chain in Toronto (which, as I’ve alluded to before, isn’t really saying much), and better donuts than Tim Horton’s. They seem to be a thoroughly urban phenomenon — as soon as you get on the highway, they disappear, and you are left and bereft, Coffeetimeless.
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Meanwhile, in another sector, CIBC provides banking services to the eh-ing multitudes of Canada, along with convenient ATM service, from which we lucky American citizens can withdraw money from our American banks without paying any extra fees. (Have I mentioned how much it annoys me that it is cheaper for me to withdraw money from an ATM in Madrid than it is at the “wrong” bank in the US?) But the most notable feature of CIBC bank, to me, is that their logo looks disturbingly like Coffee Time’s. So I always experience a moment of cognitive dissonance when I encounter a CIBC bank and think “Cool! I can get coffee!” and then a rush of disappointment hits me as I realize that all they have there is a bunch of stupid money.
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