Archive for September, 2004

I am the Mirror of Your Emotions

September 30th, 2004 by peterb

I admit it: I didn’t watch the candidate’s debate tonight. I had two reasons:

(1) My mind is already made up.

(2) Contemplating the sick feeling I will get in the pit of my stomach when I wake up the day after Election Day and read about who won makes me break out in hives. I get enough existential dread when I think about being forced to program in Tcl without adding politics to the mix.

So, I ask those of you who watched, who won? Did it change your mind? Do you think it changed anyone’s mind? What surprised you, if anything?

Add your comments below.

Bug Triage

September 29th, 2004 by peterb

The number of people that know how to effectively debug and triage problems in a complex software product is upsettingly small.

I don’t know why this is. Debugging has always seemed to me a very simple, straightforward task. Start at the top: figure out if the problem is reliably reproducible. If it is, start eliminating codepaths. It’s basically the Holmes Principle applied — when you’ve eliminated every other explanation as impossible, whatever is left, however improbable, is the explanation. Of course there are some bugs that are harder than others — usually, the worst are the ones where you can’t actually describe the conditions under which it happens. But even if we forget about those, I still see people who should know better whose preferred approach seems to be simply flailing at the problem until it goes away.
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Loans and Lattes

September 27th, 2004 by peterb
coffee-time

What time is it?

Coffee Time is a Toronto coffee and donuts chain, roughly equivalent to what Dunkin’ Donuts used to be in the US, before they made the conscious corporate decision to make all their donuts suck. They also have the best brewed coffee of any chain in Toronto (which, as I’ve alluded to before, isn’t really saying much), and better donuts than Tim Horton’s. They seem to be a thoroughly urban phenomenon — as soon as you get on the highway, they disappear, and you are left and bereft, Coffeetimeless.

CIBC

venti skim no-foam vault

Meanwhile, in another sector, CIBC provides banking services to the eh-ing multitudes of Canada, along with convenient ATM service, from which we lucky American citizens can withdraw money from our American banks without paying any extra fees. (Have I mentioned how much it annoys me that it is cheaper for me to withdraw money from an ATM in Madrid than it is at the “wrong” bank in the US?) But the most notable feature of CIBC bank, to me, is that their logo looks disturbingly like Coffee Time’s. So I always experience a moment of cognitive dissonance when I encounter a CIBC bank and think “Cool! I can get coffee!” and then a rush of disappointment hits me as I realize that all they have there is a bunch of stupid money.
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Retsina

September 24th, 2004 by peterb

I’ve heard about Retsina for years, but it was not until recently, at a Greek restaurant on Danforth in Toronto, that I actually got to taste it.

It tastes like rosemary wine.

That’s not a bad thing.
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Bonjour Brioche

September 23rd, 2004 by peterb

bonjourBonjour Brioche is a breakfast place in Toronto. It’s inconveniently situated on Queen Street East about midway between downtown and the Beaches, at the corner of Queen and Broadview. It’s small, cluttered, and there’s usually a wait to get in. The hours are annoying and too short. And it has some of the best bread you’ll ever have.

The croissant is superb. The baguette transcends belief. The coffee is good. Amusingly, the brioche they are named for is only just sort of OK — if you’re in the mood for a pastry, skip it and get the croissant instead.
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How to stir fry beef

September 22nd, 2004 by psu

Don’t be fooled. This is easy. You just have to follow a few simple rules and you too can make a beef stir fry that will show up the dishes at P.F. Chang’s as the chewey carboard crap that they are.
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Elementary

September 21st, 2004 by peterb

Everett Kaser had one great idea for a game.

He’s taken that one idea, and leveraged it into many, many games. Which of them you play is a matter of taste. But if you don’t own at least one Kaser game, you’re missing out on the most addictive puzzlers since Sokoban.

Rewind to 1990: my friend Nerak hands me a floppy with a DOS shareware version of Kaser’s great idea: the game Sherlock. Have you ever heard those logic puzzles that begin: “Doctor so-and-so needed to seat 12 people at the dinner table. The lawyer wants the vegetarian dish, and won’t sit next to the doctor. The man with the yellow hat wants roast beef. Red wine is being served to the person who has the chicken…” (and so on, and so on, and so on). Sherlock is a more abstract version of that puzzle.
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Coming Attractions

September 20th, 2004 by peterb

Back from Toronto, with new tales to tell. This week, expect to see some or all of the following items:

  • The best baguette on Queen Street
  • Why is coffee in Toronto so uniformly bad?
  • A proposal for Canadian banking reform.
  • Retsina: the other white wine

…and, when they’re done, book reviews of Persepolis 2: The Story of a Return, In the Shadow of No Towers, and the most recent of Jasper Fforde’s “Thursday Next” books, Something Rotten.

The Nikon D100 and D70

September 18th, 2004 by psu

In an earlier article, I outlined my general thoughts on digital cameras. In that article, I noted that digital cameras fall into two basic categories: point and shoot cameras, and digital SLRs. At the time, my main camera had been a Nikon D100. So I thought now I’d write a more specific piece about that body and its more recent cousin, the D70.
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Aerodelugia

September 17th, 2004 by peterb

I’m still in my office, rather than on my way to Toronto, because Pittsburgh — inland though it is — has had its own close, personal, and somewhat intimate encounter with Hurricane Ivan. To call what has happened here “flooding” is somewhat of an understatement.

17 September 2004, is officially the rainiest day in Pittsburgh’s recorded history, with 5.08 inches falling in a single day.
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