Like everyone else, we’re currently absorbed in Jade Empire. A little while ago, my friend Nat was heard to say: “I could say Sagacious Zu over and over all day,” to which I replied, “I need to write a little Javascript app for my blog that generates your Jade Empire Name. ”
So I did. Without any further ado, I present What’s Your Jade Empire Name (update: now, The Inscrutable Denominator of Heavenly Glory), the result of a good, oh, 10 or 15 minutes “work” writing some simple Javascript (don’t look at the source. You’ll go blind.)
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I can only dream that somebody takes the Google ads to heart and uses this tool to name their new baby.
Also, the page deserves a better, more appropriate title. Perhaps the “Inscrutable Naming Mechanism”
Good suggestion! For now, I’ve retitled it “The Inscrutable Denominator of Heavenly Glory.” I will be sure to let the Emperor know of your talent and devotion.
Your meme has spread quite a long ways… It reaches even here, to the frozen north.
Ah yes, I have heard of this land, where the moose and the beaver run free. Truly, a place of marvels.
Now, if I could get the marketing guys who work there to let me preview their work before it hits the market, truly, Heaven would be most well-served.